Magic Putter 

This is an extremely enjoyable sexual act where one person is doing their partner (male or female) in the ass with extreme aggression and perhaps even reckless abandon. Just before the fucker climaxes they pull out and proceed to beat the fuckee to death with a putter, preferably with a Williams Limited Release 24K Gold Plated Putter purchased from one's local Dicks Sporting Goods Store.

Guy 1: Dude are you alright? You look like you had a rough night!

Guy 2: Yeah man, but just barely. I managed to survive and attempted Magic Putter. No more LSD for me....

Magic Putter by MadDogC October 16, 2012

barrel putter 

a gay, brownhatter, knobshiner, shirt-flap-lifter. the word comes from in the old days when navy captains used to put cabin boys over a barrel for awesome anal penetration

i could tell he was a barrel putter from the way he eyed me and my brother

barrel putter by jimbob jr March 2, 2004

putter 

n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.

Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative.

Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.

putter by DanEvans April 5, 2010

rusty putter

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your shit dick

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your "rusty putter"

rusty putter by brunoglopogos December 10, 2010

puttering around 

To busy oneself around the homestead pretending to look busy. Bam. Suck it ryan. It's here now.

AKA to pick up small items, clean already clean areas, etc...

She was puttering around the house on a lazy Sunday not sure what to do with herself.

puttering around by Toomanycatpeople April 6, 2016

Crock-potted 

To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.

My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.

Crock-potted by New York Bunny May 1, 2014

Dutch Putter 

Similar to the Dutch Rudder, this is a friendly masturbation technique. The one performed upon sticks a finger into his/her anus, and the performer begins to move the former's arm back and forth causing them to finger their own asshole.

1. Take finger
2. Stick it in ass
3. Have a friend move your arms around.
4. You have completed the Dutch Putter.

Dutch Putter by Keith W and Ryan J July 8, 2009