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Slam Pumps 

A phrase used by young men to define the act of sex with a female. Preferably with A: A younger girl than oneself or B: With a cougar on the prowl. Slam Pumps are usually a sexual act where there is no emotional commitment or drama the next day. Best case scenario you don't remember your partners name the next day or care, and neither does she.
"Dude, we went to the bar last night hooked up with two cougars, went back to their yacht and got slam pumps all night long!"

Or in a text a simple: SLAM PUMPS LAST NIGHT!
Slam Pumps by The Wharf Rat October 21, 2008

Two Pumps 

Giving a girl sexual intercourse, and directly before ejaculation, putting the penis in front of the girls face and two pump the penis until ejaculating directly in the face of the woman
Man, I gave that girl the old two pumps last night.
Two Pumps by Two Pumps December 20, 2008

Red pumps 

The call sign for men in drag. Usually dressed up like hookers.
"Wow! She's hot!"

"Don't do it man. That's a shemale. Check out the red pumps."
Red pumps by Sunshine_Skipper December 12, 2009

f me pumps

F me pumps are shoes or (mainly) heels that one wears in hopes of getting f***** in.
Oh my god ! Did you see Amy ? She’s wearing her f me pumps !!!
f me pumps by Thatrahrahbitch September 18, 2020

Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes
He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!

Sweetie Pumps 

A term of endearment for the stylish individual that wears nice shoes.

Also can be used in a flirtatious way with your intimate partner.
Boy: "I gotta run, thanks for last night."

Girl: "No, thank you, Sweetie Pumps!"
Sweetie Pumps by Bunni428 March 1, 2010

chuckle pumps 

When you laugh and fart at the same time. Your muscles are contracting to your laughter giving your fart small breaks making it even funnier.
When Rachel told a joke Sarah got the chuckle pumps!
chuckle pumps by Bald182 November 9, 2015