Arbor parked 

Parking a vehicle under a shade tree

Guarav was very sensitive to the afternoon heat so he arbor parked his car in the shade.

Arbor parked by pubed June 22, 2012

Porker 

Classification of an obese person that
has no will to help themselves lose weight.

"Hey check it out, that PORKER sure is puttin those three woppers away pretty easy!"

Porker by shoVel July 20, 2004

Jay Parked 

When someone leaves their workplace computer unattended, it is their co-workers responsibility to replace the desktop background with a picture of Korean pop-singer Jay Park. This is known as being Jay Parked.

Daniel got up to take a shit and left his computer unlocked, so we Jay Parked that bastard.

Jay Parked by KK the hoeslayer September 14, 2010

Fat Porker Belly 

A belly that is rotund and swine-like in appearance, usually belonging to a pillow-biting polesmoker from Long Island.

you're a fat porker belly.

Fat Porker Belly by NancyLeigh January 16, 2009

Rosa Parked 

When a person steals your rightful, assigned, or favorite seat.

Wow! Dude, get out of my favorite chair, you Rosa Parked me!

Rosa Parked by rockntubakid January 6, 2010

porke 

from the italian word porke - pork / pig

1. a derogatory term for a man pig
2. a sexually frustrated man
3. a man who eat girls alive
4. an intensense flirty male
6. a male chauvinist
7. operates with distinctive taqtiques/moves
8. the worst porke is the ones that seem to be in a perpetual state of self-denial about their sleaziness
9. the opposite of a smooth oporator

1-2-3 say P O R K E

urban girl 1: "what is that guy doing to that girl?"
urban girl 2: "it looks like he´s trying to sell a fucking car."
urban girl 3: "you know.."
urban girl 1&2: "..PORKE!"

porke by gran perè November 3, 2010

Pokedick 

A word to describe a person who knows everything about Pokemon, but is an asshole about it.

If you say something wrong about Pokemon, like the Pokedex, the Pokedick will correct you.

"Oh, Pikachu is sooo cute. Isn't it a water-type."

"HAHAHA, fuckin' n00b! Pikachu is an ELECTRIC type. Idiot."

"Jeez... no need to be such a Pokedick..."

Pokedick by MelonWater December 10, 2012