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Textually Molested
Textually Molested by Drew Sinclare March 21, 2010
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eye molester
He doesn't eye rape you, no instead he gives you that creepy stare that screams "I will be fondling you and myself later or I will be folding myself later while thinking of you and there is nothing you can do about it... actually i'm doing right now in my mind..."
eye molester by ohyouthinkthatspunny November 5, 2014
XML Molester
An XML Molester is any programmer who believes that he must learn the structure of Visual Studio XML config files; files that are automatically generated and automatically managed by Visual Studio.NET. XML Molesters compulsively memorize the tag structure of SOAP messages, and practice writing XML data sets (XSD files) by hand using notepad. They often enjoy embarrassing seasoned pros over their apparent lack of XML knowledge and skill.
XML Molestation is considered a profound psycho-sexual pathology by most healthy, wealthy, and wise Visual Studio programmers. Like a Peeping Tom, XML Molesters feel a desperate and uncontrollable need to peek under Visual Studio’s panties to get a gander at what the lady really looks like on the inside. What they don’t understand is that such crass anatomical knowledge of Visual Studio’s private parts is not necessary for a productive business relationship with the lady. Indeed, it is usually counter productive. XML Molestation can lead to major project corruption, as Visual Studio.NET can become quite angry when you poke her in the nether regions, and chew your project up.
XML Molestation is considered a profound psycho-sexual pathology by most healthy, wealthy, and wise Visual Studio programmers. Like a Peeping Tom, XML Molesters feel a desperate and uncontrollable need to peek under Visual Studio’s panties to get a gander at what the lady really looks like on the inside. What they don’t understand is that such crass anatomical knowledge of Visual Studio’s private parts is not necessary for a productive business relationship with the lady. Indeed, it is usually counter productive. XML Molestation can lead to major project corruption, as Visual Studio.NET can become quite angry when you poke her in the nether regions, and chew your project up.
Ron of IT Professionals Inc. is a real XML molester. I heard him interviewing a 10 year veteran programmer the other day. He chewed this guy a new one because he couldn't explain XML tag structure of SOAP envelope, and a web.config file.
XML Molester by Bochambo Lochacopota April 11, 2006
child molester
A sadist or severe pedophile who acts on his/her urges and sexually abuses someone under the age of consent. Though abuse against young boys is often cited the typical case of child molestation occurs between a young girl and a male member of her family.
Still the molester can be familar or a stranger, male or female and the victim can be of either sex as well.
Lately "child molester" and "pedophile" have become the cheap insult dujour for flamers and other internet pests.
Still the molester can be familar or a stranger, male or female and the victim can be of either sex as well.
Lately "child molester" and "pedophile" have become the cheap insult dujour for flamers and other internet pests.
A lot of sexual practices are weird and gross, but child molesters are the only ones that are unforgivable.
child molester by Isthmus Crypticus December 31, 2004