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beard food 

Beard food is food that is embedded in one’s beard while eating unbeknownst to the eater
Dude! Did you eat tacos for lunch? You have some beard food in your whiskers. Are you saving it for later?
beard food by Riley Bear May 12, 2020
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sea food boil 

Is a term referring to pubic lice aka "crabs"
"You gave me a sea food boil!" Orlin screams at Nickacado, "YOU GAVE ME A SEA FOOD BOIL!!!" Orlin exclaimed in pain slapping Nick's arm as the overgrown man-child smears cake on the wall.
sea food boil by Clayton Astly August 12, 2021

Cat food bath monster 

The Legend of the Koekoeken. A Koekoeken is a monster that steals bodies by playing the victim’s game of their choice. If you lose, the Koekoeken will take your body. If the Koekoeken loses, then they keep that body for the rest of their lives. They bathe in cat food because of the taurine inside of it, as they need it for nourishment. When there was no cat food, they used boiled cow’s urine to keep them sustained. The Koekoeken appears in a Netflix series called, ‘Creeped Out’.
Stu searched up a cat food bath monster on his computer and found out that it was a Koekoeken

food bitch 

a person who is abnormally picky about food and relentlessly forces their unsolicited opinion regarding food on others, esp. when they are eating something the food bitch dislikes
David, the resident food bitch, snarled in digust as I pulled out saltine crackers that I had no plan of ever offering him.
food bitch by DJPeePee February 19, 2011

Food Porn 

Juicy,mouth-watering,high-res images of incredibly delicious-looking food.
I wasted 3 hours drooling at food porn.
Food Porn by Pitchy June 2, 2016

Chimp Food 

Fried chicken and rice and pea. These food items are never paid for, always stolen, because as everyone knows "chimp no need pay mon".
Chimp in takeaway: me wan' fried chicken and rice and pea mon.

Assistant: One portion of Chimp Food? That will be £4.50 please.

Chimp (before running away): chimp no need pay mon.
Chimp Food by Benny Twadge May 18, 2009