Cartering 

Originating in Northern West Virginia near the pan handle. It means to intensely glare, stare at a female of another race for sexual gain.

Tyrell: "Dayum! Did you see that tits on that fine ass white girl?"
Dave: "Chill man, you Cartering heavy right now."

Cartering by #MrWipeMeDown April 19, 2011

Mudslide canoeing 

During anal intercourse the male hits a nerve that causes the female to start shitting uncontrollably on the males dick, while the male continues to bang her using the shit as lube.

Amanda was taking it up the butt when suddenly she had the urge to shit. John then continued to bang and begin his journey of "mudslide canoeing" until he was satisfied.

Mudslide canoeing by Domweatherman February 4, 2014

Candeling

When a male ejacutates multiple times into a male or females ass, puts a wick in it and lets it set and congeal.

"I love my new candeling scented candles I bought from the yankee candle factory."

Candeling by CaptainShrimpin February 8, 2015

catering van 

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.

Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.

catering van by matt-leics April 14, 2004

cantering fagpony 

1. A small homosexual horse that moves a pace slightly more brisk than usual.

Cindy doesn't want a horsey for Christmas, she would like a cantering fagpony.

cantering fagpony by Aras Elocin October 15, 2008

Conkering 

"To play conkers with your testicles"

The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.

"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"

Conkering by RarePoodle June 12, 2015

Cantering muh piece 

Riding someone's piece , HARD. This could be in different degrees (levels) of intensity. Mounting, riding, trotting, galloping, CANTERING (most extreme).

"DAYUM, dat boi be cantering muh piece soo badly!! Tell him to jump da fuck off!"

Cantering muh piece by Ingrida January 27, 2006