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Buy Once Cry Once 

To begrudgingly spend money on an item of higher quality or containing more features to prevent yourself from having to buy something else in the future to enhance or replace your original purchase.
"I could buy this cheap gaming computer, or spend a bit more money to buy the one that is more future-proof. Buy once cry once! "
Buy Once Cry Once by CaptainKnotts February 1, 2023

Buy Bull Belt 

A sarcastic way to refer to the Bible Belt. Suggests that donating large sums of money to a Bible Belt religious organization is a fraud and a way to buy your salvation.
Evangelicals in the USA mostly reside in the Buy Bull Belt of the South.
Buy Bull Belt by Tommyt February 21, 2009

buy a fucking vowel 

When you're reading someone's endless ramblings, and it makes no sense whatsoever. It's riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes, and is likely to make your eyes bleed.
You just want to say 'buy a fucking vowel man!!'
A- I wuld lve to mt yu smetime.
Whr do u lve?

Me-Buy a FUCKING vowel man! Shit!!!
buy a fucking vowel by 4 July 14, 2004

Buy- Low 

A girl that is currently young, but as she gets older, will become very attractive. Like buying stocks, a Buy- Low is a potential loss, but with luck, she will be attractive.
She's a Buy- Low for sure.
Buy- Low by DFresh645 August 6, 2011
To take part in the system. Or become mainstream.
"I didn't sell out, Son, I bought in. Keep that in mind."
- Dad, SLC punk

The punk band did a total sell-out buy-in.
buy-in by Jamaal Ahmed June 28, 2004

Buy your way in 

Someone who attempts to shortcut the learning process with $$$$ and in particular expensive lessons (in a vain attempt to be hip and cool). For example I learned to surf through long hours of trial and error. These kooks are buying there way in and are crowding/endangering our surf spots. Their lack of skills and understanding of rules of the lineup are resulting in beefs with the locals.
All these buy your way in types are showing up after reading the latest surf article in Men's Journal.
Buy your way in by lewjack April 28, 2009