Beeber 

A deformed waste of carbon flesh which emits a high-pitched whine and spreads its influence to other wastes of carbon flesh.

"My God! It looks like that young lady has mange!"

"Don't worry, that's just a beeber. It'll die in a few years from the drugs, anyhow."

Beeber by Darinus May 13, 2013

beej 

Another word for blowjob

Ayo girl, lemme get a beej.

beej by chris smack June 24, 2007

beehee 

Much like pee pee is used to describe a penis; a beehee is in reference to a persons anus
Dirty balloon-knot Chocolate starfish

Show us your beehee!

beehee by ButteredToastMan December 12, 2019

Fatty Beej 

When a girl gives an excellent blowjob

I just got a fatty Beej out back.

Fatty Beej by Dean Adams December 27, 2004

Beejay 

Something you like to swim in. As coined by the excellent Benny Lava...

Beejay: "I like to swim in his beeeeeejaaayyy!"

Beejay by WhatBodyLoves October 5, 2008

Beefeater 

A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.

On my last vist to the Tower of London, I took a picture with a Beefeater.

Beefeater by UrbanTony February 27, 2010

Squealing a beefer

An unusually large shit, that is normally paired with dehydration, but can often follow chinese food and pizza. Usually involves alcohol, but can be linked to various ethnic foods.

I am squealing a beefer right now, and it stinks.

Squealing a beefer by rheadorange January 14, 2010