gray ballz

older guy that lusts college chicks

Brock: Hey Rod, a girl born in 1985 just friended me on F’book.
Rod: Sweet.

Brock: Just think. Duke's incoming freshman class was born in '90-'91.

Rod: Umm. That’s a bit creepy dude. Don’t end up in a database.

Brock: Yeah, well… my formula is my age… divided by 2, plus 7.

Rod: Yeah, you’re still a perv… Gray ballz

gray ballz by akarod September 3, 2009

truck ballz

The craze that started in 1997 with the yournutz web sales. They can hang off a bumper or spare tire. There is much controversy with many states attempting to ban them.

That truck wizzed by with some hangin truck balls. Wow look at those truck ballz

truck ballz by Truthyseeker April 21, 2009

The Ballz

Something very awesome.

I love this song. This song is the ballz

The Ballz by Rccocoz June 6, 2015

Dough Ballz 

When your man sack is all sweaty and sticky and the skin has the consistency and tackiness of fresh, unfloured bread dough.

I just came in from working in the yar d and had the worst dough ballz.

Dough Ballz by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Summa Ballz 

When your balls and ball sack are hot, sticky and sweaty from summer heat and humidity. The sack, especially shorn scrots, cling and stretch to the inner thighs.

I’m glad winter is about done but I’m not looking forward to the chaffing I get from having summa ballz.

I need to go wash my junk. I got summa ballz.

She sucked me off even though I had bad summa ballz. She said she likes a little tangy zip.

Summa Ballz by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

niker ballz 

a friendly gesture saying you look nice

person 1:hi niker ballz

person 2: the fuck did you say to me

person 1: niker ballz

person 2:* beats the hell out of person 1*

niker ballz by line. Don't use your real name October 6, 2021

Shit mah ballz

You you smash your balls into something and they explode.

I was grinding a rail on my skateboard when I stacked it and shit mah ballz

Shit mah ballz by mum-lel June 6, 2013