babysitter worthy

Similar to Seinfeld’s Elaine’s term sponge-worthy.

This term is attributed to when a single mom must decide whether a date is worth the cost of a babysitter. If the planned date either 1) costs less than the cost of the babysitter or 2) the suitor is not highly desired; the single mom should decline.

He asked her her to dinner at a Vietnamese BYOB restaurant with a $20.00 buffet, she determined that the date was not babysitter worthy.

Rachel said Steve is babysitter worthy because he is fun and he takes her sailing.

babysitter worthy by TheGoodTwin March 30, 2020

babysat 

When you think you have maneuvered yourself into a superior position (just made awesome FB post, or about to play an awesome card hand, etc.), then someone spectacularly supersedes you; usually used as an exclamation.

Oh man, you just got babysat!

babysat by mbk3357 September 29, 2015

babysitter's helper 

NOUN:
Duct tape, used as a restraint, or for purposes of muffling human speech, cries, or screams.

"I couldn't get the kids to behave, so I threatened to use babysitter's helper on the little ankle-biters and they straightened right up."
"Some babysitter's helper across the mouth might get her to shut up."

babysitter's helper by James J. Mitchell August 31, 2006

babysitting 

When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.

Ayy why you babysitting man let me show you how it's done!

babysitting by stacksinorder October 25, 2012

babysitting 

The nice friend who gets stuck with the shitty job of making sure your overly-intoxicated friend makes it home without puking all over the place or harming his or herself. Often you have to hold their hair while they barf in the bathroom.

Tom:"Who's going to do the babysitting for Brooke; she's drunk out of her mind."

Ryan: "Aw, shit i'll take care of her"

Tom: "Aiight the rest of us are going to go out and drink some more..."

Brooke: *Barf* "Oh my God i'm soooo shit-faced right now"

babysitting by shitfaced_singer August 14, 2010

babyshitter 

a bitch who fucks without protection, therefore shits babies...

Pamela Anderson is a babyshitter and i'm surprised Paris Hilton doesn't enter this definition..

babyshitter by Puhercules May 8, 2010

babysitter TV

The TV that watches your child while your child watches it.

If the Stones wrote "Mother's Little Helper" today, the song would have been about the babysitter TV.

babysitter TV by The_J_Man March 2, 2009