Water 

Water is an extremely sort-after liquid for its acidic property's
Water is created when Shrek grabs a defenceless child and crushes their eyeballs into a juice

yo maan i supr furstee for sum water!

Water by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 2, 2018

water 

It is exterimly dry and will kill you if you drink it

water

water by jhgkjko; September 29, 2022

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water is when you mix pcp and embalming fluid and then you smoke it, known to be use by deep in druggies

yo mang lets smoke that water after the party and get fucked up

water by crack-head tom July 5, 2009

Water 

A liquid made of h2o bhahahahaha im not smart enough for this stuff

It’s some thing you drink i guess uhm you also use it to make Mac and cheeses I’m hungry now. Buh buy

Girl 1:I like water
Girl 2: me too
Boy:hmmmm ;)

Water by Jenbentenhen September 3, 2020

Water 

A solid that was too lazy to solid

Jimothy: Water?
Bobette: Water?!
Jimothy: Water!
Bobette: WATER!!!!!!

Water by The Space Cow February 24, 2022

water 

In Southeastern Ohio talk, the phrase that starts:
"What are you doing?

howdy y'all, water yoo dooin'?

water by watly January 22, 2006

Water 

The most abundant substance on earth, yet it will cost you 14.99 if it's bottled in France. The secret is to get gay people to bottle it for you.

I just found a gay guy on the street, Im going to have him pour water from the faucet into various containers and sell them for 13.99.

Water by DoubleR July 7, 2003