Toddler Nose

When someone's nose runs from both nostrils, directly into their mouth. Usually because they've done lots of cocaine, and they're too drunk to notice their nose is running real bad.

Andy was real messy at the bar last night.
I know, I saw him, he had bad toddler nose.

Toddler Nose by Buttcrunch January 18, 2009

toddler parroting 

To repeat the worst part of a conversation.

That's not what I said. You're only toddler parroting. What I said was...

toddler parroting by fredautonom May 14, 2015

Toddler Stomp 

When a grown ass adult cracks it and stomps out of the room as if a toddler.

"Man Terry was pissed. He Toddler Stomped his ass right out the door"

Toddler Stomp by Sir_Rutto March 24, 2019

Toddler Gobbler 

Another way to refer to pitbulls or any large breed of dog, typically those with an aggressive stigma attached to them, or is otherwise not well behaved.
Pitbulls are particularly well known for mercing small children when unattended.

"Jesus, look at that fucking dog."
"Hide your kids, that there's a toddler gobbler!"

Toddler Gobbler by TedKFan69 July 17, 2022

toddler punch 

This is a veriation on the baby punch.
While running through the mall you punch a toddler in the face whithout breaking your stride. This should startle the unsuspecting parent. Yes you can do a combo, two or more toddlers or babys will be needed for a combo.

'Man this burrito is good, after I finish this I'm going toddler punching'.

toddler punch by Big-Bad-Gob September 3, 2006

toddler boner

When a woman is so attractive, that even toddlers are noticeably aroused by her.

Sheila is so hot that when she walked past the daycare center, some Pampers were pushed to their stretching point. Thus entering her into the annals of toddler boner

toddler boner by blindpouch April 6, 2011

Toddler yoinking 

Describes the act of spotting and subsequently stealing a defenseless toddler away from their parents in a moment of inattention.

Yo Benjamin lets do some toddler yoinking. That toddler looks really yoinkable

Toddler yoinking by U35creations April 21, 2022