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The Gay Stranger 

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when you dangle your penis over the edge of your bed, and then lean on it until it becomes numb, you then proceed to close your eyes and jack off, since your dick is numb, it feels like your jacking off someone else.
"Oh my God, i gave myself The Gay Stranger last night, and I swear to God it felt like i was giving an HJ!"
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The Perfect Stranger 

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A man has sex with a woman he doesn't know and after sex he sees how long he can keep his penis in her before she says something. The goal is to make the experience as awkward as possible.
The Perfect Stranger should not be tried on women you know. For best results your name should be Cousin Larry Appleton.
The Perfect Stranger by Steviepq October 9, 2007
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strangle the serpant 

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for a man to masturbate; to jack off
Guy: Damn, if I can't get in that girls pants, I guess I'm gonna have to go home and strangle the serpant.
strangle the serpant by sex.slave April 17, 2009
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The perfect stranger 

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It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.
Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.
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the french stranger

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When a girl is giving a blowjob whilst cupping the testicles, and without warning works a pinky into the backdoor.
Guy 1: yeah this girl gave the best head last night, knew all the moves.
Guy 2: really? What she do?
Guy 1: oh you know, licking the head, deep throat, ... the French stranger..
Guy 2: she what??
Guy 1: nothing.
the french stranger by Candy Dots November 16, 2013
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Strangle the Salamander

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When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.
Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.