sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

sharting spider by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

sharing a blanket 

a term which refers to one person eating out the other

Joseph was sharing a blanket with julia

sharing a blanket by 🖕🏻😊🖕🏻 June 28, 2016

Shartington 

An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.

Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real tricky pickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!

Shartington by CalvinAlexanderRossTaylor69 March 28, 2022

Poot-Sharting 

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.

“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”

Poot-Sharting by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

Fart-sharting 

Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.

“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”

“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”

“I love fart-sharting.”

Fart-sharting by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

ankle sharking 

when a cat is walking in circles around your feet, usually waiting for food and/or attention, and occasionally rubs up against your ankles/legs with it's face or rear end. Motion is reminiscent of sharks circling their prey.

When I got home Boris was totally ankle sharking me because I forgot to feed him that morning.

ankle sharking by wingnut76 November 30, 2009

sharingan 

1. A kekkei genkai, or bloodline limit, belonging to the Uchiha Clan (Kakashi Hatake is an exception. His sharingan was transplanted to him from Obito Uchiha, a former teammate. Because he does not have Uchiha blood, he cannot fully master the kekkei genkai).

2. To copy. Originating from the manga/anime Naruto.

1. Kakashi used his sharingan against Zabuza which allowed him to copy his techniques and put him into a hypnosis.

2. -after hearing someone say something that he usually says- as if sharingan my sayings

sharingan by teh_dee October 23, 2006