wingnut76's definitions

carpet wheelies

When a dog scoots it's butt hole along the floor, usually carpet, to scratch it and/or rub off anything that's still on it.

Mom, Fido is doing carpet wheelies in the living room again.

by wingnut76 November 30, 2009

ankle sharking

when a cat is walking in circles around your feet, usually waiting for food and/or attention, and occasionally rubs up against your ankles/legs with it's face or rear end. Motion is reminiscent of sharks circling their prey.

When I got home Boris was totally ankle sharking me because I forgot to feed him that morning.

by wingnut76 November 30, 2009