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The Raspberry Pattern 

The Raspberry Pattern is the shape of your lips when you blow a raspberry, the rapid vibration of this organ causes a noise similar to that of a fart as it is passed through the anus.
David "Man, you made one hellova fart there Donny!"
Donny "Yeh, that was The Raspberry Pattern Dave"

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

ann patterson 

someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)
Person one: i just raped someone with garlic bread
Person two: you're such an Ann Patterson
ann patterson by My penis hurts February 22, 2017
The religion of which men worship head pats
“Hey what’s your religion
“I believe in pattism”
Pattism by MarkedWheel6 March 4, 2018

North Platte

A town located in the Middle-Western part of Nebraska. Known for the world record railyard as well as the world record of most tweakers, crack heads, and bitches with stank puss. Most people here work for the railroad or hospital which also doubles as the second biggest building in town next to a fucking nursing home. Everyone hates their lives and says they are going to move away forever but end up moving back 2 weeks after. They do got some good weed though.
Abbi’s dad works for the railroad and her mom works at the hospital and everyone laughs at her Arbys pussy nudes from the 8th grade, she must be from North Platte!
North Platte by KrichyInyobitchy October 8, 2019

Raspberry Pattern 

Raspberry Patterns represents the lips as they make a noise like that created by flatulence, simulating the sound of gas as it is passed through the rectum
That Bronx Cheer sounded like someone doing the raspberry Pattern!
Raspberry Pattern by Kenny&Valerie December 16, 2010