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poking the bear 

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.
"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."
poking the bear by C E O November 10, 2007
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turtle head poking out 

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.
Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.
turtle head poking out by Tommy November 19, 2003
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puking jackhammer 

The act of preforming the jackhammer from behind while a girl is puking her guts out in the toilet after a hard night of drinking. The contractions of the naughty muscles during a heave must be a delight to be experienced. Always hold her hair out of her face and rub her back (two-ball compound optional) for extra points and to show her that you really did care!
Guy #1 "Dude, I picked up that cum dumpster at the bar last night and got a puking jackhammer!"
Guy #2 "No shit?" "How was it?"
Guy #1 "My unit is shaped like a peanut today!"
puking jackhammer by frainslug February 2, 2006

Picking Flowers 

Picking flowers refers to when someone is visiting the bathroom.

Its also pretty feminine thing to say, and maybe even a bit prestigous, not sure though
Girl 1; I need to go pick flowers, brb
Girl 2; I'll come with you

Picking flowers
It's is another way of saying child by Africans
This pikin has gone home
Pikin by BIG NAME April 17, 2019

extreme apple picking 

The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.

Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it
We almost got hurt last week when we went extreme apple picking
extreme apple picking by Dave K January 16, 2004

sweep picking 

A guitar technique used for playing fast arpeggios. One note per string is fretted by the left hand, while the right hand sweeps down/up on the strings in one motion. More than one string cannot ring simultaneously or it will become a chord/whatever.

The difficult part of sweep picking lies within getting your left hand to fret the notes in sync with the right hand's sweeping.
Artists that commonly use sweep picking include Yngwie Malmsteen, Paul Gilbert, and Alexi Laiho
sweep picking by bryan18 September 20, 2005