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Leonel Messi 

the greatest footballer of all time. He is gifted by God. He was born in Rosario, Argentina on June 24, 1987. He 31 years old. His sons are Mateo Messi, Ciro Messi, and Thiago Messi. His wife is Antonella Roccuzzo. He plays for Barcelona and Argentina (international club). His biggest rival is Christiano Ronaldo, is compared to Messi, but he is nothing like Messi.
fan1: Ronaldo scores at the 88' minute, It's tied
(two minutes later) fan2: Gooooaaaaallll Leonel Messi scores last second to make it 3-2 Barcelona won. Messi is the king of clasicos
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Siena Leone 

someone who is extremely sexy. she can ALWAYS make you laugh...
Siena Leone by your SM! September 14, 2003
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A really beautiful, innocent girl on the outside, but the most dirty and horny on the inside. She is really nice to anyone that comes her way but only trusts a few people. She hates drama and likes to get money.
Girl; Hey have you seen that new girl at school?
Girl 2; Yeah she seems like a Leoney
leoney by unlmownqiduh November 19, 2016
Leonel in the inside is smart ,sweet,and whit a big heart but from the outside he is handsome ,nice ,cool and romantic ,funny, and he is a person that u can talk ur problems and he also loves sports but his main is (soccer) and he is one guy
A:leonel
B : i hope he sees me
Leonel by Tobis March 15, 2017

leonides 

The spartan that slaughter many fucks within the ages, sweet nice guy, but dont get on his bad side
leonides
leonides by NeXuss October 2, 2011
The rarest of the rare.
"Can i be leonela?"
leonela by getonmylevell April 10, 2013

Leaned out 

To have drank so much syrupyou are no longer fucked upyou're leaned out.
Say cuz, yu leaned out?"Man, i'm leaned the fuck out cuz"
Leaned out by yurbeauty December 9, 2008