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Hannie Fannie 

A being that is commonly refered to as stupid. When called stupid, it will respond. It is commonly seen as a little nerd that yells and carries a fanny pack. It has a very weird and descusting face. Some might mistake it for a gorilla but it's just a hannie Fannie. This creature is also quite often seen doing some crazy thing and then laughing uncontrolably. No one really cares for this thing. It's just kinda there. But some have found a useful quality for hannie Fannie. They hang her picture in their cars and people don't break into them because they are afraid of the wrath and annoyance that will come upon them.
Haleys mom descided to trade their chicken for a little sister but instead they recieved a hannie Fannie. They wanted so dearly to return the stupid thing but no one would take it... So Haley had to live with stupid as her little sister. She tried so dearly to get rid of her but she just wouldn't die so she gave up and tried to make her normal. In her desparate attempts hannie Fannie did some pretty hannie Fannie things. One time she attempted to pour candle wax in a cup so she could pour it on her feet later like a stupid. Well hannie Fannie dropped the candle, broke the cup, and the hot wax spilled all over the table and floor. Like an idiot she just stared at it and didn't do anything. The wax dried and stuck the candle to the table. The wax couldnt come off. Someone had to come in and rip the candle odd the table. Hannie Fannie scraped the table and floor until clean. Obviously this stupid idiot just laughed about it because things like this happen all the time.

"omg did you see that hannie Fannie?".

"no... Ohh wait are you talking about the retard gorilla that laughs?"
"yeah but it's not a gorilla. It's a hannie Fannie"

"that thing that keeps running into the wall?"

"yep just like a hannie Fannie"
Hannie Fannie by now who's jellin'? February 17, 2010

hannie/yena 

THE BEST PERSON EVER HELLO. BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU. PERFECT. TALENTED. A SOFT STAN. EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON.
omg is that hannie/yena? he's so perfect ughhh
hannie/yena by d0d0d0ie February 23, 2021

hannie palmer 

When you jack your meat with your hands
hannie palmer by Lojtysewr May 8, 2024

granny hannie 

An often inarticulate person who likes correcting other people's mistakes when she has the most rudimentary knowledge of anything out of all the people I know.
Is China in Europe?
granny hannie by Anonymous February 18, 2003

granny hannie 

Someone who is very sweet and caring, like a friendly grandma who gives everybody chocolate biscuits!
granny hannie by lolo February 18, 2003

Polish Hankie 

Using your hand as a handkerchief when you blow snot into it and then promptly flick it off toward the ground.
I saw this guy use his hand as a Polish Hankie when he blew snot after he sneezed.
Polish Hankie by will bitten September 30, 2016

hannitized 

A portmanteau that is formed from the rhyming words lobotomized and hypnotized and which have related meanings. Def: a form of malevolent brainwashing that victimizes anyone who watches any Faux News host too long (the time until a lethal dosage is imbibed depends on the particular host and the IQ of the individual; for example the low-IQ individuals who support Trump, the so-called "base," comprising about 25% of the stupidest American TV-watching public) are usually goners within 5-minutes of exposure, especially if listening to the most toxic host of them all, "El Diablo" himself, Sean Hannity, the name-sake of this term.
I dozed-off on my girlfriend's parents' couch while waiting for her to get ready for our date. Their TV (as usual) was on Faux News. By the time my girlfriend awakened me (after only 10-minutes) I had been hannitized!
hannitized by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019