shoe dodger 

Derogatory

Someone stupid but has out of pure luck
performed a feat which would'nt be
otherwise possible without skill of ninja
quality or higher.

George bush isn't a ninja
only a shoe dodger.

Tom throws a frisbe, it is caught in a
updraft and never seen again.

"Tom you stupid shoe dodger, that was my
only frisbe"

Still a shoe dodger leaves his audence in
awe.

george bush

shoe dodger by scavanna March 2, 2009

clam dodger 

A gay man. Someone who avoids clam or pussy.

"Look at what that clam dodger is wearing - what a fag."

clam dodger by bTreezy October 13, 2006

Poon Dodger

A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.

"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."

"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"

Poon Dodger by Dan Rotten January 14, 2008

Reality Dodger 

A person who conciously or sub-conciously opts to neglect the thought of reality applying to him or her. Instead choosing to lead a life of complete fantasy and/or delusion, often funded by credit cards or student loans.

A reality dodger is encapsulated by characters that appear on television programmes such as 'The Hills', 'Living on the Edge', 'The only way is Essex' and 'Jersey Shore'.

Person A: "What are you doing with yourself now you've finished your media degree at Salford Uni?"

Reality-Dodger: "Well you know, I've had a couple of job offers from the city, Barclays Capital, Goldman etc but i'm gonna take a year out and go to Marbella, it's a really good scene".

Person A: "Complete Reality Dodger"

Reality Dodger by Social-Observer October 1, 2010

Draft dodger

A person who refuses to go to war when he is being called.

Draft dodging is punishable by several years in jail plus heavy fines.

Draft dodger by AYB March 28, 2003

Round Dodger 

A person in a group who when it comes to their turn to buy a round of drinks will attempt to avoid it.

Common strategies used by round dodgers are:

Going to the toilet
Making phone calls
Lie that they forgot their wallet

Ben: Hey, Tom, it's your turn to buy us a round, John bought the last one.
Tom: Ummm... I need the toilet. Gimme a minute.
John: Tom, stop being a round dodger and buy the next fucking round of drinks!

2 minutes later

Ben: Tom, now you're back, buy a round. Do your part.

Tom: I need to make an important call. Give me a few minutes.
John: BUY OUR FUCKING DRINKS YOU TIGHT AS A DUCK'S ARSE ROUND DODGER!

Later, John kills Tom. The lesson is, buy a round.

Round Dodger by Cazaam February 28, 2015

doggers 

(British) People who like to have sex in public.

Besides having a nudist beach, Studland has in recent years become popular with “doggers”

doggers by rivit August 15, 2007