couched 

To be made a fool of, disrespected or more simply put owned.

You got couched son.

couched by Sam D. July 25, 2006

Conched 

to be severely fucked up off of any type recreational drug.

"I'm so fucking conched right now bro"
"Branden and I are gonna go get hella conched after school, you down?"

Conched by conchmaster October 30, 2011

Coochelfie 

A picture of your cooch.

Guys don't ask for buttholes pictures, they prefer to receive them as bonus material in a coochelfie

Coochelfie by A.D. Who's He February 20, 2019

stage coached 

When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving

Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.

stage coached by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

coochee snorcher 

vagina, twat, or yoni

"If you don't wash your coochee snorcher, you may get a yeast infection."

coochee snorcher by Nora Harris November 13, 2003

Chooched 

The act of being completely screwed; completely robbed.

I just got completely chooched on that hand. I’ve never been so chooched in my life.

Chooched by Mussbuss May 16, 2019

couched 

When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.

A: So basically he doesn't even know the word "Hi."
E: Wow, cunt. You got couched. Big time!

couched by JustGotCouched March 17, 2009