bastard shooter

The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.
Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"
by beachbum1277 September 02, 2015
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stage coached

When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving
Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.
by beachbum1277 September 02, 2015
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