The Chrysler 300

Losing control of your bowels on the way home from an event and using your front seat as your toliet as you pray to god to make it home. You know when this has happened to a car of yours if you see someone frantically scrubbing a "brown" spot out of their front seat.

The orginial event took place after a football practice where an "unidentified" man soiled his Chrysler 300, hence giving it the name..... The Chrysler 300

The Chrysler 300 by nd10804 November 16, 2007

Chrysler Crossfire 

Literally a cockblock. If you own one, this is why you don't get laid.

"Man, I can't believe I'm 36 and a virgin. Maybe it's time I sell my Chrysler Crossfire so I can get some poon!"

Chrysler Crossfire by VanillaThunderStick March 5, 2020

Chrysler 

Chrysler is probably the most hamesome guy u will ever see no cap

Chrysler is probably the most hamesome guy u will ever see no cap

Chrysler by Jskansn November 21, 2021

Chrysler 

A strong person who doesn't need the help of others to survive, but a soft person when it comes to his lifeline.

You are a chrysler.

Chrysler by Vincent Jackson County Sheriff January 3, 2022

Chrysler turban car 

Da fancy-schmancy set of wheels dat Achmed drives now dat his "Achmedmobile" got blown to smithereens by da inebriated Bubba J's "touching da red button".

Achmed may indeed have viewed da Chrysler turban car as being a decidedly-major "step down" in da "badassthetics" department compared to his previous "flaming-skull hotrod" ride, but its appearance is way cooler and more "palatable" overall.

Chrysler turban car by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Chrysler Rock 

Where da Pilamiables landed in da New Wold.

Da Native Americans disliked da Pilgrims 'cuz they didn't smile enough after landing at Plymouth Rock, and da Pilmerries were too casual and giggly to form a proper colony after landing at Dodge Rock, but da Pilamiables had just da right mix of "business and pleasure" in their personalities --- they landed at Chrysler Rock, established a great settlement, and got along just dandy wih everyone.

Chrysler Rock by QuacksO August 2, 2023

Chrysler Lover 

Chrysler Lover means partaking in raping minors and anal sex with your neighbor

Hey Kade Let’s have A Chrysler Lover party

Chrysler Lover by Smith_43 January 29, 2024