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Grilled Cheese Engine 

When your engine is shot because you have tried to cook grilled cheese in the furnace you use to boost your car in a post apocalyptic world. And then you pull it out and throw it in a lake because it fucked up your engine. From the movie Double Dragon starring Robert Patrick and Mark Dacascos.
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Obama Grilled Cheese Sandwhich 

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My arteries won't stand it
I'll feel like shit, won't ham it.

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand it

And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
Mmmmmm...

No, really..
I can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich.
Or I'm gonna get a heart attack!
I'm trying to control my cravings and calorie intake,
y-you know what this sh_t does to me.

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My calories won't stand this
My stomach will reject it!

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My cravings, I can't stand it!!
I NEED TO EAT THIS SANDWICH!!

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich

My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this

grilled cheese vagina 

A vagina that, when peeled opened, is like peeling apart a fresh grilled-cheese sandwich.
Damn that old lady is nasty...I'll bet shes got a grilled cheese vagina...

Grilled Cheese 

Blue Balls for girls. When a guy teases a girl and her va-jay-jay becomes the consistency of the inside of a freshly-made grilled cheese sandwich.
1: So Andrew, what were you talking to Nicole about?
1: Oh nothing, just giving her the good 'ole grilled cheese.

grilled cheese sandwhich 

The condition of the "region" of a woman after a hot, sweaty workout.
Man, doing her after she ran was like opening a grilled cheese sandwhich.

Crackhead Grilled Cheese 

Toast with cheese... Made when there is no stove or frying pan available.
Yo man i was craving that grilled cheese but we didnt have no fryin pan... So i made Crackhead Grilled Cheese instead.

open-faced grilled cheese

The sandwich you attempt to make on a grill machine while completely drunk off apple schnapps and boxed wine.
Oh man, I forgot to put the rest of bread on! It's an open-faced grilled cheese!