AwakenedSTB

Awakened STB wasn't born, he just chose to exist. He doesn't wear watch, he decides what time it is. He doesn't walk, the earth moves underneath him.

Guy 1: hey did you know 'bout AwakenedSTB ??
Guy 2: who wouldn't? he's the type of guy who can figure out how to pause a online game
Guy 1: Amusing, he raised his parents very well

AwakenedSTB by The Awakened STB April 29, 2022

penial awakening 

The act of consentually waking up to sexual engagement and pleasure.

"I woke up to frodo inside of me. It was the perfect penial awakening I've had all year."

"I woke him/her/them up with some penial awakening."

"Fore play is good, but there nothing like a good penial awakening."

penial awakening by The Orchid Boyz February 3, 2018

stands awakening 

its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks

Guy 1: wanna play "stands awakening"?

Guy 2: no that game sucks

stands awakening by gerjlsedrgjlergkjwerglikgrw March 3, 2023

the force awakens

a low budget Indie movie that will become a small cult classic in 17 years or so

Frank: Man the force awakens was such a cool movie!
Jim: Watching movies that no one has seen doesn't make you cool, Frank

the force awakens by Hans Macgrueber May 2, 2016

The rude awakening 

slap soemone across the face with your penis

last night i give my girlfriend the rude awakening

The rude awakening by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007

awakeness 

To describe how awake one is.

Person: I don't think I have the awakeness to understand this right now

awakeness by Sammixx May 22, 2016

Awakeness 

The state of being awake. Awakeness can we taken away or given depending on the situation wether getting sleep and gaining it or losing it in a boring class.

Maths today drained all of the awakeness out of me

Awakeness by Snhojtap13 October 4, 2019