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Free Size 

A t-shirt that comes in only one size, usually two sizes bigger than you actually need.

Said t-shirts can be found outside of concerts, sporting events, 5k runs, charity walks, etc. or any other event where t-shirts are handed out.
I never got a concert tee after the Pearl Jam show because I knew it would only come in free size and those things are 4 sizes too big...all the time.
Free Size by Capt. Awesome July 20, 2008
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Penis Size 

the length and/or width of a males reproductive organ (penis). The average for a 19 year old is apporximately 6.2".
My penis size is way bigger than yours!!!
Penis Size by Ryan February 1, 2005

Prick-Sizer 

The one tooth in a womans mouth that tends to drag on a mans penis.
Hey ho, you got some foreskin on your prick-sizer.
Prick-Sizer by daytripa May 1, 2003

size 9'd 

Having one's anus forcefully, repeatedly and not-always-voluntarily resized. Size 9ing is most often performed courtesy of one's new cellmate's johnson, although at some parties, a proper piss-on / pass-out may elicit the act.
Guy 1: "Why is Shiela walking all funny?"
Guy 2: "She got Size 9'ed after passing out face down on the couch at Bob's party."
size 9'd by The Evil Steve August 30, 2005

size queen 

Women who like their sexual partner(s) to have a large penis
Person A: "I tried getting with Jenny last night but she said I'm too small."
Person B: "No duh dude. Didn't you know she's a size queen?"
size queen by Notasizequeenlol July 31, 2011
To be severely phased, schooled, rawked, or otherwise "put in your place"
(Always used in passive form)
Ohhh you were dead wrong! You got SAZED!
Sazed by Ek December 1, 2003

double-sixed

Luck being on your side all day and noone has brought you down at all, yet!
"Hey, why are you in such a good mood? "
"Just got double-sixed, everything is coming up roses."
double-sixed by Adam-D September 7, 2016