Fey-Sized 

Verb

any object small enough to easily get lost between crevices and swiped by fairies only to be found in wildly unrelated locations. Examples given: 10mm socket, PC case screws, coins, batteries, marbles, etc.

Hey, please watch out, that's a fey-sized pen spring and I really don't want it lost.

Don't worry man, I'm just gonna-

*twing, out the cracked window!*

...

*CRIES OF ANGUISH*

Fey-Sized by the117doctor March 11, 2025

Fey-Sized 

Adjective. There's no official size range available, but any item small enough to easily get lost in the strangest of places earns itself this description because it's small enough to be picked up by a mischievous fairy, fae, or other small mystical creature looking to cause minor inconveniences.

don't take your eyes off of that fey-sized 10 mm socket! It's the fourth one I had to buy and I KNOW that little twerp WILL disappear!

Fey-Sized by the117doctor April 26, 2025