the argyle sweater 

this is a type of sweater that is very common but when found you cant just help but saying THE ARGYLE SWEATER.

Jim:hey man i wanna go get(says in rather loud voice) THE ARGYLE SWEATER.

John: dude i think you really need some help.

the argyle sweater by phillipe vanderbilt February 14, 2009

emo sweater 

Sweats that were made popular by weezer's Sweater song.

If you want you can destroy my sweater.

emo sweater by Stivers November 17, 2004

Orange Sweater 

One who is strongly disliked. Often used to describe, "Extreme" sport players who get in the way of another "Extremist".

Hey, in-liner! Watch where you're skating.... Stupid Orange Sweater.

Orange Sweater by ranatalus July 25, 2003

Argyle Sweater 

An argyle sweater is a knitted article of clothing with a diamond shape pattern. It is typically seen or worn by shallow douche bags that attempt to look wealthier and more important than they really are.

Robbie: Man, I'm thinking of buying an Argyle Sweater.
Timothy: What? Robbie, Ew.. do you want to look like Mr. Rogers puked all over you?

Robbie: not necessarily, you are right man, I'll just buy a bow tie instead.

Argyle Sweater by blah, blah, blah. July 22, 2012

tooth sweater 

The warm coat left on your teeth after giving a blowjob.

"After taking my man juice's moneyshot last night I woke up this such a tooth sweater."

tooth sweater by Moneyshotman February 5, 2010

Cashmere Sweater 

a fat chick with hair on her lower back

dude I got that chicks shirt off and her back looked like a cashmere sweater!

Cashmere Sweater by ricodreammaker January 27, 2011

peruvian Sweater

A sweater completely made up of pubic hair. Mostly from the male region the female.

Ex. Dale:Hey man that sweater looks itchy.

Don:Yea i made it this morning.

Dale:What is that made of it smells like balls?

Don:out of my pubes.

Dale:that is nasty what is wrong with you.

Don:felt like doing a peruvian sweater.

peruvian Sweater by Sharpcw10 March 17, 2010