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1)A word used as a cover up for "pornography". 2)Reference to pornogrophy.
So I was watchin Pokemon and this Lickytongue was just savagely attacking this Ditto! Then all of a sudden a Poliwrath started double slappin the ditto!

Translation: I was watching porn the other day and this guy was hella eating out this chic! Then he started finger fucking her!"
Pokemon by Thy Beloved Count March 21, 2005
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Pokemon Goo 

When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon. The same can occur if one is instantly banned due to excess modding.
Kevin is that Mewtew??

Ughhh I just Pokemon Goo'd!
Pokemon Goo by YGproductions July 29, 2016
a gayass card game that does nothing but milk dollar after dollar out of the pockets of hard working american parents to feed the genetically engineered superchildren of a rich japanese business man
all you fags are playin that pokemon game, cuz ur fags!
1. An idiotic, yet extreemly addictive game that was a fad for about a year in 2000. (subliminal message: Help me... Pikachu is secrectly trying to take over the world.

2. A gay Japanese guy with no social life outside his nearest Pokemon fan club.
John is such a pokemon, he needs to get out more.

Pokemon are trying to rape me.
pokemon by Ben Dover April 14, 2004

Pokémon Addict 

One who is addict to playing pokémon go. It takes over daily life. Skipping out on work duties, randomly walks away in search of pokémon. Consistently looking for a battery pack, consistently staring down at his or her phone. Similar to a historic candy crush addict !
Person 1:Where Raffy?
Person 2:He just randomly walked off in the middle of our conversation in search of pokémon. He was screaming Pikachu!
Person 1: He's a fucking pokémon addict!

Pokemon Colosseum 

Possibly the crappiest pokemon game ever. All you do is go around pretending to be some wannabe gangsta and fight some old man with a pikachu.
The only reason I bought Pokemon Colosseum was for that Jirachi event which I never got.
Pokemon Colosseum by BHM1250 January 3, 2010
Hey I just pokemon!!
Pokemon by Nintendo June 9, 2003