When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek "Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
The sexual activity of two men being taped to a pole with the penis pointed down and as they swap going up and down they squash their penisestill the penisis turn into vaginas.
I'm watching the game on TV while my wife is on the other sofa verbal twittering. I have no idea what she's saying and it's unlikely she'll stop anytime soon to notice.
a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a "naughty neighbour twatting stick"
The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.
mooji - can you hear them trying to kick my door in?
dirtyfur - quick get the naughty neighbour twatting stick