ting 

The Irish pronunciation of the word "thing".

"I didnt do anyting wrong."

ting by Esq. January 12, 2004

ting 

ting (noun): an action demonstrating a lack of social awareness

Chris pulled a ting and didn't show up because he thought Memorial Day was in June.

ting by Franklin D. Brosevelt October 17, 2010

ting 

ting (v): to strand a bro or bros in an "inhospitable environment" (see New Jersey) so he may engage in sexual relations with a girlfriend or other female. (Axiom: violates the universal “bros before hoes” rule)

Chris tinged Al and Nathaniel last summer.

ting by Franklin D. Brosevelt October 17, 2010

ting 

ting (adj): oblivious to the outside world

Chris is ting and didn't return phone calls while in the Williams bubble.

ting by Franklin D. Brosevelt October 17, 2010

Ting 

The way newfoundlander's say "nothing" because somewhere down the line we got to lazy to say the first syllable.

Person 1 - Whataya at bah
Person 2 - Ting

Ting by Newfieeeeee February 5, 2009

Ting 

Any embedded foreign object or small growth needed to be removed from your skull via non-invasive outpatient surgery.

The Dr. had to remove a "ting" he got by playing with his pellet gun, it's not so bad it was only a few stitches.

Ting by Deeconchested January 16, 2013

ting 

etym: Magic: the Gathering slang; originally beating, then b-ting, then finally just ting

1. n. A defeat, particularly a bad one.
2. v. to soundly defeat an opponent
3. An exclamation of joy, or anticipation of good things.

1. Man, those were some svg tings.
2. That guy was terrible. I tinged him.
3. That's just what I need! Ting!

ting by Darklight April 8, 2005