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Blue Ribbon Special 

(n): The Noah's Ark of Breakfast Meals

Contains 2 pancakes, 2 sausage patties, 2 bacon strips, 2 eggs (any style), 2 pieces of toast (white, wheat, rye), and two beverages (one coffee/tea, one soda/juice).

Famous for it's previously super-low price of $2.49, although currently priced in the mid-$3 range, and can be found at Tom Jones diner in Brookhaven, Pa.

A favorite of high school students, local music aficionados, and stoners.
z: "Dude, where's my office? I can't find it...cause I'm baked--HALF BAKED!! I was smoking some doobies, Doobie Brothers! I was smoking some doobies with my brothers..."
q: "stfu you fake-stoned Regional Manager Michael Scott"
z: "Ok."

(cont'd)
z: "I really am high though *giggles*"
q: "Nut uh."
z: "DUDE! I so am. And I'm really hungry."
q: "Let's go to Tom Jones and get a pair of Blue Ribbon Specials."
z: "Scrambled, white toast, grape juice, with tea?"
*long pause*
z: "Yea, ok."

Spencer Reid 

Sexiest Man alive. Married to Annalese.
I want Spencer Reid to rail me.

Anthony Special 

When you go home after a day of doing squats at the gym, then smoke weed and jack off before passing out. Results in falling asleep covered in your own jizz.
Person 1: Wow! Anthony's still doing squats!
Person 2: Yeahh, you know he's pulling an Anthony Special later.
Person 1: Of courseee!
Person 2: I don't know why he calls it special, he does it every night.

felt spec 

Usually a very illegal car eg a Dturbo,rover or usually anything with a manual pumped which is screwed out and And also on cut springs in the front and bate the torson bar to 4 nicks
Jesus thom is a felt Spec yoke
felt spec by Weerazmac October 12, 2017

Kevin Special 

A sexual maneuver where one offers a foot massage to a female, then proceeds to work his/her way up the legs, and finally finger blasts her mercilessly
I served her up the ole Kevin Special last night.

Red Special 

One of the most sexy guitars in the world, made by Brian May of Queen with his dad out of a XIX century fireplace in the sixties.

Many guitars companies have released copies of this guitar and the most poplar one is by Burns.
Brian May's Red Special has many unique characteristics, which allow Brian May to create a distinctive sound.
Red Special by ChocloMan December 21, 2006