Tity Slanker

A girl who has boobs that grew much lower then most, rather then saggy they just grew on there ribcage

upon taking her shirt off Jesse had a rare case of Tity Slanker or Tity Slankish

Tity Slanker by nasty,nasty,nasty January 31, 2015

Shit Slonked Silly Style 

When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.

Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.

She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.

Shit Slonked Silly Style by The silly Slonker June 1, 2023

slanted 

To lose composure and let your emotions get the better of you. When you get upset/angry/worried/nervous/anxious over something and it affects your mental state and ability to stay focused.

A synonym for tilted.

I just lost 10 games in a row, I'm way too slanted to keep playing.

My jungler just fed my lane doublebuffs, I'm slanted.

slanted by Zebra the Moose March 10, 2018

shit shanked 

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.

I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...

shit shanked by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017

Skanked

To run away from or intentionally avoid.
quick and unnoticed escape, a trick usually done between a group of friends to an individual as a joke.

1) What did you skank off for?
2) You just skanked me for no reason.
3) What you doing skanking off like that?

Skanked by Herwoyn Beck December 25, 2004

Skanked

To be ripped off, or be in a situation resulting in a negative outcome. May have originated on the London streets, but is used by stoners, esp. regarding shit deals.

Dude! You got skanked, that 8th is well flim!
Ha! Skanked!
That biatch can't give head for shit, skanked or what!

Skanked by Buck March 14, 2005

slanker 

a testicle

if you bastards don't get back to work i'm gonna kick you so hard in the slankersack your slankers are gonna be rolling out of your mouth

slanker by Brett & Kly January 17, 2004