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Can be used as slank or slanker. A slanker is another name for long, saggy, pulsating and veiny penis. It can also be used as a verb, meaning getting fucked or destroyed. Somebody can be slanky, and that is how it is used as an adjective. It can also be inserted into other words to make statements, such as "stop slankin' around and get a job ya lazy slank!," implying that the other person is acting like a slanker. As you can see, slanker is a complex word that must be used with caution and also takes a long time to become a master at.
My slanker is 4 feet long!
Stop slankin' around.
Slankadelic sauce is so good on ziti. Believe me, I know.
Mike is so slanky! He always has to be such a dick all the time.
Dude, i slanked joe up in our soccer game.
Slanker by sloker7 June 30, 2011
Words you can keep
if you bastards don't get back to work i'm gonna kick you so hard in the slankersack your slankers are gonna be rolling out of your mouth
slanker by Brett & Kly January 17, 2004
a brother or sister, close friend
sup slanker?
slanker by Brett & Kly January 17, 2004
combined from the words "slang" and "wanker"

used to describe the losers who spend hours looking up random words on urbandictionary.com.
That's right! You're a slanker! But so am I, so it's all good.
slanker by SB May 21, 2004
The biggest douchebag you’ll ever meet. He has a micro penis and drive a 2018 mustang.
Yo that kid Nigel is such a slanker!
Slanker by Coolk1807 August 30, 2019
(Plural: Slankers)

A (bunch of) fan(s) of legendary Indonesian Rock Band, Slank. More than just fans, they are counterculture movement with they slogans: Peace, Love, Unity, Respect
A Slanker is fighting against cops during concert
Slanker by Fede_Manroe22 July 31, 2019

Tity Slanker

A girl who has boobs that grew much lower then most, rather then saggy they just grew on there ribcage
upon taking her shirt off Jesse had a rare case of Tity Slanker or Tity Slankish
Tity Slanker by nasty,nasty,nasty January 31, 2015
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