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Shrew tamer
A man whose charm and masculine powers of seduction render even the most empowered women vulnerable to him. A feminist's Kryptonite. Derived from William Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew."
Person 1: I hear Tim got into April's panties.
Person 2: Yeah, pretty impressive. She's always saying she doesn't need a man.
Person 1: He's a shrew tamer, all right.
Person 2: Yeah, pretty impressive. She's always saying she doesn't need a man.
Person 1: He's a shrew tamer, all right.
Shrew tamer by ontherocks456 December 17, 2010
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Shrew Mode
A state in which one completely removes themselves form the outside world in order to create a personal utopia. Shrew mode consists of the silencing of one's mobile phone in tandem with complete ignorance of any landlines present. Ideally, it is a time spent in the nude wearing nothing but socks and perhaps a towel; however, certain residency restraints may prohibit this from being possible. A typical entrance to shrew mode consists of ingesting large amounts of THC while alternating between eating, laying on a couch/bed, listening to music, getting lost in one's own thoughts, ingesting more THC, jerking off, showering, and thoroughly enjoying that no one can contact you to ruin this heavenous endeavor. In the event that one shrew notices his silent cell phone lighting up signifying a received text message or incoming call, it is customary tradition to look away and curse whoever is trying to ruin your time.
Ex. 1 -
Froob: Bro, Leonard hasn't been answering his phone for a couple days
Vincent: Dude, he's probably in shrew mode
Froob: That's the 5th time he's gone into shrew mode this month, I wish I lived his life...
Ex. 2 -
Jones 1: Dude how come you didn't answer my calls all week?
Jones 2: Sorry man, I was in shrew mode from Monday til today.
Jones 1: Understood man.
Ex. 3 -
Chud: How come you never respond to my texts bro?
Savage: Because half the time I'm in shrew mode and half the time I ignore you because you're a douche.
Froob: Bro, Leonard hasn't been answering his phone for a couple days
Vincent: Dude, he's probably in shrew mode
Froob: That's the 5th time he's gone into shrew mode this month, I wish I lived his life...
Ex. 2 -
Jones 1: Dude how come you didn't answer my calls all week?
Jones 2: Sorry man, I was in shrew mode from Monday til today.
Jones 1: Understood man.
Ex. 3 -
Chud: How come you never respond to my texts bro?
Savage: Because half the time I'm in shrew mode and half the time I ignore you because you're a douche.
Shrew Mode by Shrewbleton October 31, 2011
shrew
A very sneaky, devious person. Always trying to get one over on their friends- they wont hesitate to sneak you.
Kyle: Hey Dez what's that Maths homework you're doing?
Dez: O its just further maths
Kyle: So we dont have any homework for Mrs. Coates?
Dez: Well I haven't done any
Later...
Mrs. Coates: Kyle, where's your homework?
Kyle: We didn't have any did we?
Dez: Here's mine miss
Kyle: Dez you sneaky little shrew!
Dez: O its just further maths
Kyle: So we dont have any homework for Mrs. Coates?
Dez: Well I haven't done any
Later...
Mrs. Coates: Kyle, where's your homework?
Kyle: We didn't have any did we?
Dez: Here's mine miss
Kyle: Dez you sneaky little shrew!
Ant_Shrew
1. A small awesome midget or skinny (non-hairy) dwarf with a slight build of muscles in the upper body. A Ant_Shrew will go bald in their later life (With out a transplant). Can be subject to Male, Female or Other (as defined in China).
2. A nickname or Avatar derived from Ant(Being small and hard working) and from Shrew(A small foraging rodent the scurries along the floor) and together creates Ant_Shrew or Originally "Andrew".
3. A genetic mutation between a Ant and a Shrew which is highly unlikely since a ant is a insect and a shrew is a mammal and not anywhere near the same size.
2. A nickname or Avatar derived from Ant(Being small and hard working) and from Shrew(A small foraging rodent the scurries along the floor) and together creates Ant_Shrew or Originally "Andrew".
3. A genetic mutation between a Ant and a Shrew which is highly unlikely since a ant is a insect and a shrew is a mammal and not anywhere near the same size.