Don't shit where you eat

Don't behave in a way, or make choices, that will ruin something you depend on.

Captalist: Let's just dispose of this toxic waste in the nearby river where people fish.

Sane person: Say what ? That's suicide. Don't shit where you eat, my friend.

Don't shit where you eat by Wyrd Sister March 9, 2017

you don't know shit from your asshole 

To be oblivious or uninformed on a subject you are trying to create a dialogue about.

The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.

you don't know shit from your asshole by djstickyfing3rz April 3, 2015

flipping you shit

Giving a person a hard time in a semi joking manner, also called "flipping shit" when not directly referring to a person who's pronoun would be "you" in a sentence.

I was just flipping you shit when you fell down, I wasn't being serious.

flipping you shit by TheOriginalBobbert October 26, 2015

shit on you 

Expression showing condemnation of a persons actions, or an object's shortcomings. Denotes light-moderate annoyance.

Has nothing to do with the D12 song, but was rather propogated by certain immigrants to a rural, British university community.

1. "Are you eating with us?"
"No; I already ate."
"Yes? Well, shit on you!"

2. "What happened to your face?"
"The handlebars fell off my bike, and I nearly died."
"Yes? Shit on this/the bike!"

3. "The Inland Revenue are charging me a million pounds for a mistake they made."
"Shit on them."

shit on you by Diaji March 10, 2008

Look Before You Shit 

The act to checking for sufficient toilet paper before sitting down to take a shit. This will help you to avoid having to yell for somebody outside the bathroom to get you a new roll.

Boyfriend: Um, honey, can you get me some toilet paper?
Girlfriend: Sucks for you, look before you shit!

Look Before You Shit by Dapts March 29, 2011

giving you shit 

Vulgar way to describe teasing. See also "giving (you) a hard time," "pulling my/their leg," "bullshitting."

"Look at this guy with the plastic jacket!"
"What are you talking about? This is real leather."
"Relax bro, just giving you shit."

giving you shit by Davis The Untamed May 15, 2022

when god shits on your life 

1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.

1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet

when god shits on your life by philip nader April 22, 2008