Butter Poached Lobster 

Sex Move:

"When you nut in a butt and they fart while your dick is in there."

"I like when my Butter Poached Lobster served warm."

Butter Poached Lobster by llamasutra November 25, 2021

poached duck

poached duck, noun. a ridiculously inside pitch that causes the batter to spin around with his arms all twisty like.

Man, I killed Shane Vic last night with the poached duck to close out an 11 inning battle.

poached duck by Big Z's Bullpen Express April 26, 2010

Poucher 

an awesome!...no, a legendary name that everyone should dream of having!

look at Poucher! pure awesome!

Poucher by just another kid from the hood January 15, 2012

poached eggs 

Blowing your load into a belly button, then pissing on it.

Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.

poached eggs by chief chuckabubba May 15, 2006

Poached Eggs 

Ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles

"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"

Poached Eggs by Monroe July 7, 2003

pouche 

Anyone who, without reservation and with a supercilious air, thinks it acceptable to not only fish the delicious solid bits of a soup (meant to serve a group of people) from its liquid, but also to do so while holding up, and thereby inconveniencing, the other individuals in the queue.

Boy: "I have time to write this urban DICTIONARY entry, because the pouche making love to the pot of yankee bean has stalled the whole f'ng lunch service."

pouche by dac0811 March 26, 2010

Porched 

To get a blow job in plain sight while sitting on the porch. Typically, both people are extremely intoxicated.

Holy crap! Bob was so wasted last night, he got porched by that nasty girl.

Porched by SichuanGourmet October 1, 2018