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poosession 

An instance where a large, dark entity (poop) takes control of and wreaks havoc upon the body and life of those that house said force. It is extremely dangerous for the entity to remain within the body and needs to be removed before internal damage can occur. Often accompanied by altered personality, manic behavior, sweating, and supernatural odors.
My girlfriend thought I was behaving violently and felt it necessary to contact a priest for an exorcism, but it turned out to be a poosession .
poosession by dudecat June 18, 2014
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Poober please 

When someone says something that's obviously a lie.
Jim said, "I discovered the moon!"

"Poober please."
Poober please by JAMES MATT November 17, 2014
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When you poo so much that some of the poo comes out of the water in the toilet. That is a pooberg
I pooberged the shit out of that toilet back there. Left it for the next person to admire too.
pooberg by Poo123Master December 4, 2018

Poober Driblings 

Used to describe something awesome.
"Yo, have you tried that new Monster flavor?"
"Yeah, that shit's Poober Driblings"
Poober Driblings by DerpsYT February 16, 2022
They are a poober
Poober by Just a guy 2748 May 18, 2023
This is a slur against non-binary people. It’s vile, do not use.
That person is for sure a poober.
Poober by Thicc-witch53 May 18, 2023
Those little chunks of poop that come back after you have flushed the toilet causing you to choose between wasting water by flushing again or looking like a pig when the next person uses the bathroom.
I went into my friends bathroom and there were a bunch of poobles at the bottom of the toilet.
Poobles by mathteacher33 July 27, 2010