you don't poke you stroke 

When you want someone to stop poking you and start stroking your dick.

Boy to girl: You don't poke you stroke

you don't poke you stroke by kushballer420 January 13, 2017

poke 'n stick 

some dumb shit that I did cause I am fucking retarded,
basically a tattoo that dumb ass kids do when they bored, you can do it by yourself

fuck man I gave myself a poke 'n stick last night

I'm smart

poke 'n stick by DwightIsAlmighty August 3, 2019

you never poke a shark with a stick 

A Metaphor for pissing off someone more powerful then you

Guy 1 / Why did Boss Bertram fire nick?
Guy 2 / he pissed off the boss

Guy 1 / well that is why "you never poke a shark with a stick"

you never poke a shark with a stick by Big Bertram June 13, 2018

Poke-and-Stop 

Inserting the penis head into a Mormon vagina. Then ceasing all thrusting of the hips, thus preventing the loss of Virginity.

Last night, me and my girl tried that Poke-and-Stop. We loved it, plus she's still a virgin!

Poke-and-Stop by Kyle Shane Orton Johns August 17, 2011

Poke N' Scoot 

When one engages in sexual intercourse on a Razor scooter while in motion

Scotty is the master of the Poke N' Scoot.
Dan failed miserably while attempting the Poke N' Scoot

Poke N' Scoot by Cheesebender January 23, 2017

Poke 'n' Stroke 

When a female touches and rubs the male penis to give the male pleasure.

Oh he loved when i poked and stroked him!

Poke 'n' Stroke by aShLeY April 9, 2003

poke my spokes 

When asking your girlfriend in front of other people if she will peg you later when you get home.

This party is whack. Id rather go home so you can poke my spokes

poke my spokes by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021