The feeling of complete and utter
euphoria brought on by graduating from
college. Often elicits bouts of binge drinking, screaming,
fist-pumping and general insanity.
When I got out of my last final exam as a college student, I felt the weight of the world lifted off my shoulders. It was as if I had been finally set free from a lifetime of servitude. I started sprinting through campus just for the hell of it. When I got home I
ate a whole tub of
ice cream, downed three bottles of whiskey, and then slept for three straight days. I didn't realize it at the
time, but apparently I had contracted an acute case of graduation jollies.