grandpa carl 

When a fat, hairy, man over 40 years old (preferably a grandfather) makes inappropriate sexual comments to girls at work that are half his age. You will know a grandpa carl by the nascar pictures on his desk and a tendency to eat salted mixed nuts.

Did you hear what he said to the new girl? If anyone other than grandpa carl said that we would be in HR.

grandpa carl by clarc31 January 27, 2007

Grandpa Joeing 

Technique used mainly by males to sleep in the same quarters (Bed, Couch, etc.) without having the threat of gay/awkward encounters. The two will lay in opposite directions (feet next to head) mirroring the position used in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Grandpa Joe and the other geriatrics in that beat on shit-hole house.

I was Grandpa Joeing on the couch with Raff yesterday watchin golf

Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.

I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd

Grandpa Joeing by T$SS March 29, 2011

Grandpa Ed

Pure Beast...ANIMAL...Extremely non grimey

WOW...You are acting like a true Grandpa Ed

Grandpa Ed by SHERIFF JOHN NADGE March 2, 2005

Grandpa Hollister

(n). An old man wearing clothes from Hollister.

Look, it's Grandpa Hollister! It's a shame he's drooling all over that shirt.

Grandpa Hollister by Wog September 11, 2007

Grandpa style 

When you fuck each other with a copious amount of breaks to complain about aches and arthritic problems.

God, Sheila and I were grandpa style-ing so hard last night my dentures fell out.

Grandpa style by s-d@wg May 23, 2016

grandpa's old cough syrup 

Grandpa's old cough syrup usually refers to a hot toddy. A drink made with one shot of whiskey, a half cup of boiling water, a spoonful of honey, and a splash of lemon juice. Variations include adding cloves and/or cinnamon sticks then letting the drink brew for approximately 5 minutes before serving.

The nickname of Grandpa's old cough syrup comes from the hot toddy being used as a cold/flu remedy.

You guys been doing a little bit of boozing? Sucking back on grandpa's old cough syrup?

grandpa's old cough syrup by ztpruit December 14, 2010

grandpa guitar 

An acoustic guitar. can also be used to refer to any acoustic instrument such as a lute or a mandolin. Skwisgaar & Toki from the show Metalocalypse use this word several times.

Bartender: You must play a song to put the troll back to sleep.

Skwisgaar: Hey, douche bag, how the hell we gonna play with no electricals? Think about it.

Bartender: Come with me.

Murderface: What are those wood things, chairs?

Bartender: They are acoustic instruments.

Toki: What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?

Skwisgaar: Grandpa's guitars. That's for pussies... and grandpa's. I think you know it.

me: i have a grandpa guitar.
my buddy: your a fucking pussy!

grandpa guitar by gumballthechewy December 16, 2007