A rodent's worst
nightmare. More specifically, an actor who does a lot of shitty female-appealing movies and was
married to Cindy Crawford. However, Gere is most famous for the rumor that he shoves vermin up his ass. Allegedly, Gere has made his rectum a home for mice, rats, hamsters, gerbils, and/or
guinea pigs in an effort to sexually gratify himself in a gay manner.
Richard Gere
finished filming "My Best Friend's
Hairy Vagina," then he went back to his penthouse and shoved vermin up his anus.
Richard Gere walked into Petco, strolled toward the small animals section, and though, "Whose
lucky day is it today?"