When a person hasn’t picked up from their guy in a while but wants to smoke a bowl of cannabis really bad, so they thumb through their drugget (roll carpeting) to find bud that has spilled.
Wife: “Hun! We’re out of flower but I wanted to surprise you so I got down on my hands and knees with a flashlight and looked for drugget nuggets!”
Mike: Shit did you hear about Tim? He did lsd, ecstasy, ketamine, cocaine, and 2c-e at that party last night, he ended up puking on the stereo.
Ryan: What a druggernaut.
A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey Shit Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.
A) Calls you in the the middle of the night and speaks a mile a minute, while making outrageous statments.
or
B) Calls you in the middle of the night on your cell phone and talks for 10 minutes, telling you how much she loves you, despite it being your voicemail and you being well asleep.
This is the thing you call someone you love and respect when they are prone to do such obnoxious, drug-induced things.