Butt drape

An oversized sweater worn to conceal a woman's rather large derrière.

Damn, Steve's chick is rockin' the butt drape tonight! She ain't foolin' nobody., though. You can see that fat ass from a mile away!

Butt drape by Bigjimelrod November 26, 2014

beef drapes 

Humongous flapping pussy lips that resemble skin curtains.

It was so windy at the nude beach that her beef drapes were whistling in the breeze.When she body surfed the anchovies were nipping at her large venetian skin blinds

beef drapes by doyle February 11, 2004

Does the carpet match the drapes 

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH

Does the carpet match the drapes by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010

drazed 

to be a combination of drunk and blazed

viktor was totally drazed after slamming five beers and hitting the bong

drazed by anDrazen March 19, 2009

Drapey 

The act of hanging on someone while intoxicated. Like drapes or drapery.

He's getting a little drapey for my likes. He's so hot i would like him to be drapey on me.

Drapey by Billydeewilliams September 12, 2014

rom-dramedy 

Romantic Dramatic Comedy movies.

Brian- "Hey Meg, did you see the new Rom-Dramedy 'Life as We Know It'?

Meg- "Yea, I loved that movie... it was so romantic and funny... but kind of dramatic also. And Josh Duhamel is a total hunk!"

rom-dramedy by Bwh1116 April 6, 2011

Ape Drape 

A hair style related to but distinct from the mullet, hockey hair, Kentucky waterfall, and Cincinnati toupee. The ape drape is defined by its vigorous growth and lack of part. The drape should be shorter in the front but should ease in gracefully to the shoulders without showing any signs of human intervention. In the dim light of an alley, ape drapes should give their owners the silhouette of a mountain gorilla.

I burned all photos of me in eighth grade because I was sporting an ape drape.

Ape Drape by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005