Cheetos Fingers 

Todd Clem, aka Bubba the Love Sponge, first used the term at 98 ROCK after using a Preparation H suppository.

Mike Waters: Bubba, what's that on your fingers?

Todd Clem: I got Cheetos Fingers!

Mike: Hemorrhoids?

Todd: Ya gotta go deep, brother.

Cheetos Fingers by Bubba Army Troll March 27, 2019

cheetos kid 

an annoying idiotic person that cannot seem to shut the hell up.

man you know that scott kid, he's a real cheetos kid.

cheetos kid by elmiyagi February 5, 2007

Cheetos DNA 

Circumstantial orange evidence left behind by a recent consumer of Cheetos.

John, I know you were the last one to touch the t.v. remote. It has your Cheetos DNA all over it.

Cheetos DNA by Rob in the 'Hood January 14, 2010

cheetos bag 

1. Comes in bite-sized or king-sized forms
2. Made out of a type of aluminum foil - inedible to most humans
2a. If digested, stomach will likely need to be pumped
3. Good material for a stupid bet that scumbags will attempt to devise

"Boy that cheetos bag is delicious"
"... you ate the BAG?"
"yea for $100"
"uh oh..."

cheetos bag by His loyal jester September 30, 2006

Cheetos Hangover 

Having a deadly hangover in the morning delivered from the universe typically through spicy cheetos chips that is consumed late at night

What a shitty morning! i am having the worst cheetos hangover.

Cheetos Hangover by Yanni19 January 17, 2019

Cheetos Throw Blanket 

The act of throwing collected Cheetos dust on a blanket and 2 people roll around in it. They then proceed to lick it all off while still on the blanket.

“It took a long time to finish doing a Cheetos Throw Blanket”

Cheetos Throw Blanket by Delaginger February 25, 2021

Cheetos Bowl 

A imaginary bowl game that big Frank thought existed, connection to the worst joke ever.

"Wow, the tostitos bowl . . . what's next, the Cheetos bowl?

Cheetos Bowl by dave January 17, 2004