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Contrabass Bugle 

The Biggest Baddest Instrument in the Marching band!
often misnamed as a Contrabass Tuba, it can be called contrabass, tuba, Contra (the most common name), or HOLY MOFOing monstrosity (normally the first reaction when you see it for the first time

Can wiegh between 35 to 85 pounds, hard to march with (since they block 50% of periferal view), super expencsive, and the people that play it are the coolest, toughest, badass people out there, Contra Players should always be treaten with respet, and always allowed to sit in the back of the bus, be last in the line, or the last in anything (it just how they roll)
"What that giant entanglement of metal being carred on that guys shoulder"
"Thats a contrabass Bugle, friend, the best thing in this band"
Contrabass Bugle by two=ba June 12, 2009
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That girl up to bat is pretty burley.
burley by Dope Boi Magic X August 1, 2007

fart bugle 

To fart through a wind instrument and produce funky sounds.
I saw Ornette Coleman the other night, and man, his playin' was so damn funky - like when Le Petomane was playin' the ol'e fart bugle in Paris way back in the day.
fart bugle by Shit_4_Brains June 22, 2007

barley pop 

another name for my good friend "beer"
I'm quite parched and could use another barley pop.
barley pop by Steve January 3, 2004

Bugle Master 

A drug lord, typically one that mostly deals with cocaine
“ You know that wanker Diaz, The Bugle Master. He's got your boy, Lance. Word is your mate tried to jump him...didn't jump high enough if you know what I mean.”
-Kent Paul, GTA Vice City
Bugle Master by Jahamez January 12, 2021

Milton Berle 

To pull out just enough to win a game and/or bet. It is said that whenever someone wanted to bet Milton Berle that they had a bigger penis, Milton always accepted the challenge. He never lost a bet. Not only that, he never pulled his entire penis out. He only pulled out enough to win.
That was a Milton Berle game by the Cavs. They could've won by a lot more if they wanted to.
Milton Berle by cleve25 November 29, 2011
a slang term for the use of cocaine
do you want to get bang on the bugle tonight
bugle by joe lad April 14, 2008