woodchuck 

a nasty beaver variation that enjoys chucking as much wood as possible to the annoyance of the average wood farmer

Them damn woodchucks be chucking my wood again!

Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.

Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.

Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.

woodchuck by Dr Nogood October 27, 2010

city woodchuck 

Hillbilly and redneck are common names for people who live the country way of life. City folks now love calling them woodchucks as if they're some sort of rodents. A woodchuck is a derogatory name made by city folks that have no respect for the country folks. A city woodchuck is a country at heart soul that lives in or near a city with the same passion and life style as his woodchuck cousins from the country. City woodchucks won't tolerate the push by city folks to live as clones of their metro ways.

City Woodchucks are the last few rednecks that live in the city and fight the mass numbers in the city to keep the country way of life alive.

city woodchuck by Wayitis July 23, 2017

dirty woodchuck 

A large Ginger bearded land beast.
It likes it eat shrooms and unicorns.

You should have seen Chris last night, he was a real Dirty Woodchuck!

dirty woodchuck by WookieWet May 25, 2021

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.

ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris? by anonymous December 13, 2017

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

A tongue twister

Say it five times fast

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by Keith May 21, 2004

Woodchucker 

One who chucks wood.

That guy threw wood at you? He's such a woodchucker.

Woodchucker by PSK518 March 13, 2009

woodchuck 

New Democrats who follow the teachings of their cult leader after the fashion of Tom Tomorrow's Chuckles the Sensible Woodchuck. Often self-considered martyrs or victims for their cause, they disrupt discussion, distort reality and excuse-ify to non-believers. Anyone who questions their dear leader is ostracized and swarmed. Often associated with discussions of elm trees, lumberjacks and envision themselves as beavers but are little more than wannabees. They can be found over much of North America but have overrun a discussion forum affectionately known as Woodchuck Underground.

Sensible woodchucks scream, shout and pout when anyone criticizes their man.

woodchuck by cornholio2 August 22, 2010