Sperm Whale 

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.

Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.

Sperm Whale by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024

Sperm Whale 

An Obese promiscuous woman

I gave that Sperm Whale my Moby Dick

Sperm Whale by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 21, 2024

Sperm whale

The largest carnivorous whale (except the blue whale but they don't count because all they eat is krill).
Back when people were idiots, they thought the sperm whale's echolocation liquid was sperm, so they called it the SPERM whale.

Sperm whale: I have a white substance that helps me echolocate giant squids!
Idiot: haha sperm!!!

Sperm whale by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

Sperm whale

(PART 2)

Sperm whales can grow up to 52 ft and are enemies with orcas. One time in 1997, the sperm whales and orcas had a huge war that I like to call the "October War" because it lasted from Oct 21-26.

Another time some Sperm whales shit when fighting Orcas, lol. Sperm whales hunt giant/colossal squids. Also fun fact: Their poop is used for perfume.

Whaler: I'm gonna kill you for money Moby Dick
Sperm Whale: *shits and the whaler*
Whaler: hhahgahgratgsogheiotuwasghsuitrweigterter

Sperm whale by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

Sperm Whales 

Sperm Whales are a bunch of whales that have sex in the ocean. When the whale gets horny it produces gallons of sperm that mixes with the ocean water.

Sperm Whales are the horniest whale species known to man.

Child: MOM WHATS THAT?
Mom: Don't look honey.. those are two whales having sex
Dad : Those are called Sperm Whales *jerks off*
Child: Woah! whats thats white stuff!

Why is the ocean water so salty?.. Probably because of them Sperm Whales

Sperm Whales by ilovespermwhaleslmao February 13, 2010

The Sperm Whaler 

Raw-dogging a girl in the butt, shooting your man batter all up inside her. Then, punch her in the stomach to make her fart.

(Picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.)

I went hogging last night and picked up a panzer, took her back to my place and gave her the sperm whaler.

The Sperm Whaler by xbadxonex February 22, 2008

Spermback Whale 

When you’re fucking a fat chick from behind and you pull out and cum all over her back

“Damn you took that fat chick home last night?”

“Yeah she was a spermback whale after I was done with her”

Spermback Whale by carrytheflag61 February 27, 2022