The Sperm Whaler

Raw-dogging a girl in the butt, shooting your man batter all up inside her. Then, punch her in the stomach to make her fart.

(Picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.)
I went hogging last night and picked up a panzer, took her back to my place and gave her the sperm whaler.
by xbadxonex February 20, 2008
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tondue

The act of sticking ones arm up a man's ass and wearing his penis as a sock puppet from the inside using the index and middle fingers.
I hooked up with Vince last night and had a wonderful tondue session. He taught me how to make his dick do the Soulja Boy dance.
by xbadxonex February 27, 2008
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