spanked

To be beaten decisively in a contest, especialy a sporting event.

Man, our team got spanked!

spanked by Borble August 20, 2003

ankle spanker 

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.

Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!

ankle spanker by Linda December 26, 2004

Spanked with a Waffle Iron 

Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.

That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.

Spanked with a Waffle Iron by OrganDonor2u May 15, 2012

skonkered 

The art of getting absolutely blind drunk. Also see, wasted. Also see, smashed.

"Omg did you see Mitchell last night? He got absolutely skonkered!"

skonkered by skonkered_slut69 April 27, 2017

sinkered 

to slowly lower ones male genitillia into ones mouth while thier asleep.

(Yawn) what, john are you sinkereding me?

sinkered by Sinkered December 6, 2022

Stalkered up

That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.

Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.

Stalkered up by ThugGuzzler July 11, 2023

Wanker Spanker 

Getting spanked on the ass with a guys dick.

Tom wanker spanked me real good last night.

I so wanna give him a piece of my wanker spanker.

Wanker Spanker by rachyy April 14, 2007